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Satan Goes to Church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one woman, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence.
This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the woman and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The woman says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The woman says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The woman says, "Well, I've been married to your brother for 25 years."
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